“When I creating this website, some people asked me why I was doing this. I was already successful in professional wrestling, I had appeared in several films and television shows, and I had written a book. Triple H merchandise had been selling off the shelves for ten years, and I had become a pop culture icon. But I still felt that there was another area of my expertise untapped: the ability to listen to people, hear their secrets, and keep them.

Sure, there were a few naysayers. But those naysayers were not the people closest to me. From friends and family, to the WWE Superstars and Divas in the locker room, everybody knows that I can keep a secret better than anybody. So why not extend that not only to the people I know, but also complete strangers?

Originally I had conceived this as a hotline, where you could leave voice messages into my voice mailbox. My brother-in-law Shane told me that a website would be a more inviting way to accomplish what I had set out to do. So, after a few months of night classes at the Norwalk Community College, I was able to learn HTML from a very talented teacher, Paul Grabels, and I was on my way to creating my very own website.

So, after a marathon weekend behind my laptop, I was able to finish this website, and put it online. I even had time to work out in the gym before my big match with Umaga, the Samoan Bulldozer.

The next time you feel that there is nobody to talk to, remember that ’the Cerebral Assassin’ is always here for you. Any time of the day or night, ’the Game’ is here to listen. And I wont tell anybody what you confide in me. Why? Because I’m THAT DAMN GOOD!”

-Triple H

“My son-in-law is the only guy I’d trust with my secrets. A lot of them are incredibly perverted.” - Vince McMahon

“Triple H helped me get over my fear of snow. Life is so much easier now.” - Mark Henry

“In the summer of 2005, I was having problems with my wife, Linda. I confided in Triple H, and he assured me that my secrets would be kept. He didn’t tell anybody, dude. After talking with him, my marriage with Linda improved and now we’re happier than ever, brother!” - Hulk Hogan

“I had a reeeaallly big secret. I told Triple H. Sure, he didn’t want to date me anymore, but nobody knows I’m really a man, so I guess he kept quiet about it. Wait—.” - Joanie “Chyna” Laurer

“Heckuva guy.” - Drew Carey

“I tell Twiple H eveyting! One time, I stowe a video game frum Funcoland, n’ he didn’t tell da powice! But I knew wat I did was bad, and I confessed mysewf.” - Cody Rhodes

“I don’t know what I’d do if I couldn’t talk to Triple H.” - Chris Benoit

“OKAY! SO I WAS LIKE ABOUT TO PUNK TRIPLE H, RIGHT? AND I FOUND OUT THAT SOMEBODY ACTUALLY LIKE TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS GONNA GET PUNK’D! I WAS SO PISSED. BUT WE WENT THROUGH WITH THE PRANK ANYWAYS AND HE TOTALLY WENT ALONG WITH IT! SHIT, BRO! YOU CAN TELL THAT GUY ANYTHING!” - Ashton Kutcher

“I had a secret eating me up inside. I didn’t tell Triple H. Look what happened.” - King Booker

When a 14-year-old Paul Levesque received a free one-week membership for a small local gym one summer day, he would embark on a journey from being a self-proclaimed “motherfucking 135-pound beanpole” to being a 12-time World Heavyweight Champion in professional wrestling.

After training in “Killer” Kowalski’s Pro Wrestling School, he briefly joined the World Championship Wrestling. In May 1995, “Hunky Hot Hardbody” (a name which soon became more identifiable as Triple H) would make his WWE debut and soon become one of the most trustworthy names in the locker room. He won nearly every title that the company had to offer, and kept nearly 9000 secrets along the way. He would go on to be a founding member of D-Generation X with Shawn Michaels, as well as a member of Evolution with “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, Randy Orton and Batista. These friendships were formed and remain solid (as a rock) to this day due to the caring nature Triple H showed backstage.

He has also had success in acting, appearing in the award-winning film, Blade: Trinity, as well as starring in the upcoming film, Journey of Death with Clive Owen. His television credits include, Saturday Night Live, MADtv, The Bernie Mac Show, The Drew Carey Show, Pacific Blue, Punk’d, and The Weakest Link. He has also appeared in some pretty terrible commercials for Miller Lite, Stacker 2, and Wendy’s.

In 2000, he began a relationship with Stephanie McMahon, the daughter of his boss, Vince McMahon. After their 2003 marriage, he and Stephanie welcomed their first child, a baby girl hilariously named Aurora Rose Levesque, on July 24, 2006. On July 28, 2008 Levesque welcomed his second daughter with McMahon, Murphy Claire Levesque. He promises to be the kind of Dad his “kids can talk to when they have issues and stuff.”

Triple H is also friends with Lemmy from Motörhead. Triple H is the only person who knows what Lemmy’s “mole” really is. (He’s not telling.)